Tuesday, March 31, 2009


Waiting in line to buy a bottle of soda at a 7-11 the other day, I read the back of the shirt of the guy standing in front of me. It said, "Why should I have to press 1 for English?" in big, white letters, and the "artist" of the "design" even managed to fit an image of a large telephone keypad with a finger pointing at the number 1 next to the text. (I suppose that's just in case you're a fucking moron and don't understand what "press 1" means in the script.) I never did see the front of his shirt, but it must have said "RACIST" or "I AM A RACIST" or "LOOK AT ME, I'M AN IGNORANT WHITE-TRASHY RACIST!" in giant, bold letters across the chest. If it didn't, it should have.

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